I'm feeling a very, very strong desire to comment on the colloquial use of the word "voodoo" but I'll fight the urge. Jamie, if you really want to do some voodoo rituals get yourself some Erzulie candles, a love gris gris bag, and an offering (Erzulie likes champagne, expensive French perfumes, and chocolate, among other things). Most importantly, make sure you really, really want this boy. Theoretically, if voodoo works its spell, you won't ever be able to get rid of the guy, no matter how much you may want to. Erzulie is a bitch like that...not that it'll actually work, you not being a practitioner and all. :)

Well...that, and you're not serious.